He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother

This a response to an ongoing e-mail exchange with my brother. So you will have to imagine what was said in some prior posts as I address previous mails.
Repo =home reposition
GC = General Contractor
Re-Fi = refinance
Our names have been removed. Caps are foot notes.

I have even considered taking some idiot job for 10 or 15 bucks an hour. It would be better than sitting on my ass and at least I would get something to augment my reserves. But I am waiting on one GC. I have done about 30 repos for him but none in weeks. He says the banks are waiting to see how things pan out. He says he is expecting a lot of repos this year beginning next month. So I'm going to wait on that before trying to get a two-bit job.
WIFE and I had talked about having a boarder a while ago. We could use some help. Her sister-in-law, BLANK, wants to move in and is ready any time. You may recall she is a really large woman and those kinds have a way of damaging or breaking stuff. We did not purchase chairs, sofas or beds with someone of her size in mind. On top of that she is a 'user' type and I really would not prefer to have her. You would be much more preferable. So we can wait and see what happens. IN YOUR CASE
We figure $500 a month would be okay. That would include basic food. We don't want to have two food things to deal with. WIFE now spends over $400 a month for us two on groceries, so at least two of the five would go to her. The remainder will help with utilities, Internet, TV, roof over head, and insurance. I don't feel there is any profit in there for us. Also some snacks and other types of specialty food would not be included; filet minion, dinning out, etc. We know your funds are limited and these terms will not work for you after so many months depending on what you get going. So the whole thing can be reviewed in 6 months or so. You must not have a concern that you would end up in the street. Unless we do too. You are my brother, family to me and WIFE.
Of course we would love to have you cook when you want to and do whatever other things you may choose. I have lots. Before I had I guess what should be called my break down I was very active concerning home improvement and maintenance. Not anymore. All I manage to do now is my basic chores, dishes, garbage, pellet stove, cat box, couple other small things. We have a crummy gardener once a week for 60 bucks a month and WIFE has a house cleaner come over most months. SHE WORKS FULL TIME I think if I had someone to work with I may actually trim some plants and a few other things that the gardener doesn't do and badly need doing. I have been trying to work up the motivation for several items for months now. I'm pretty sure I might do some of the most egregious ones when they get bad enough.
Other then these details we will have your room and other basic physical occupation issues. We can go over those if your re-fi does not work out. Basically you would have the bedroom next to the office. You would be able to play your guitar back there. We would have to do some rearranging and I would need your help for that.
You are loved
DOOM